Gaseous Manipulation

You know what really sucks? Having gas while getting a massage. Close that mouth and don't look so shocked that I brought this up! If you've had more than a few massages in your life, this has probably happened to you, so don't try and lie about it. It's so hard to relax properly when you've got a little something wanting to squeak out. Good thing my sphincter's still young! *LOL*

SMILE!